Wait, the athlete isn’t the black one? Now I’ve heard everything!

Well, salary is and should be irrelevant. The fine is comically low in itself.

also, it’s always overlooked that the Rays TV ratings are always very good. The Rays have a lot of fans...who watch the games from the couch instead of in the Trop.

Yes. Go Bolts!

Calling other people racist doesn’t mean you’re not racist. You know that, right?

“reporter”? You mean “blogger”?

Aight, man, I don’t know what to tell you. It was awesome. Go Bolts!

A 5-on-3 goal would connotate a power play goal to me.

Kevin Klein’s biggest hit since A Fish Called Wanda

3-on-5 because the 3 scored on the 5.

Go Bolts, and thank you for the assist, Marty. Still helping us out.

it’s kind of like the Forrest Gump scene but with less AIDS

and a taller hat (and a bonus for weird ‘fingers out’ clapping)

Horrible delivery ruins some decent material. Those voices were cringeworthy.

Big if true

I knew somebody would beat me to it.

Day drinking always ends badly.

SO drunk.

I’m pro-death penalty and I agree with you. I think the sentence was justified but I don’t want the justice system to get in the entertainment business.

Do you think Tsarnaev could have been rehabilitated into a productive member of society? Maybe learned a trade and gotten out and worked as an HVAC repairman? You’d be fine letting him in your house to fix your central air, right?