Why is that hard to understand? It's certainly more of a local connection than pro teams made up of players drafted from all over the country. Especially if you're in a state without pro teams anyway. Personally I think college football is MUCH more fun and entertaining than pro.

Honestly, this kind of hijinks is part of why I'm an SEC fan.

He managed to steal the show.

As a MU alum, I have nothing to say but congrats. Y'all beat us.

I know exactly how annoying we can be. Reckon y'all can beat Iowa State tomorrow? lol

He is one of the best follows on Twitter. I just wish his sandwich shop would open back up soon.

Dammit! You gays and your attention to detail!

You do get a fashion +1 for being gay, but you lose it for posting fashion advice on Deadspin. Sorry.

Another Southern white male here (never in a frat and definitely not a hipster) and I enjoy wearing one (ranging from once a week to 2-3 times a week). As for worrying that you'll look like an asshole for wearing one, especially because of assholes wearing them....well, that goes against one of the very reasons we…

yeah

who else saw this headline and assumed it was related to rioting?

#wannakillmyself

I can drop a bag of potato chips right now and see gravity. Bad analogy.

Blind People: wait, he's BLACK????

clumps of hair?

B1G football is awful in general, but the real story here is that girl in the picture. More of her please.

It is on tv. I'm watching it on the SEC Network now.

If you'd "rather steer clear of the SEC" you don't like college football, so you probably wouldn't be watching TV today.

Because this way if the kid wasn't into it she could play it off like her son did it as a joke or something

That's pretty gangster.