I know this is spam but I wish he would seriously consider this as a career change.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people making a left turn swing their car slightly to the right to make a bigger turn. A lot of times they get over in the other lane and that's dangerous.

#FALSEFLAG

Your map actually proves my point. If Ghana were as big as America, which is the only frame of reference my ignorant backwards ass has, there would be a lot of giraffes there.

Well, no. The distance from Mexico to the nearest polar bear is a long way. According to the map above, there are giraffes (G.c. peralta) within an inch of Ghana. I'm assuming the map is to scale.

You use the word "totes" and call ME entitled?

what the hell are you talking about? I'm not from Arkansas, and it seems you're getting caught up on that, so maybe I should have said (insert state you're from, assuming there are actually no mule deer there)

Be honest, did you know there weren't giraffes in Ghana? I'm still not sure there aren't.

This is obviously a huge deal, isn't it? I couldn't imagine, for example, somebody in Ghana being so ignorant as to think that there were mule deer in Arkansas!

(I don't think I should have gotten these recs, the point of my post wasn't to bash Florida.)

Fortunately he wasn't Middle Eastern or he'd have blown up the whole stadium

are you serious? Isn't this whole thread driving the narrative about "white trash culture"? That's the whole point. Actually, pretty much every time "Florida" is brought up, it's a code word for "white trash culture".

Well, that was a nickname so it doesn't really count. His name is D'Andre and he signed with Marshall.

they all learned how to walk by watching Raquel Welch dance

The smart thing for them is to know their sport's success isn't dependent on trying to impress a Deadspin poster. I think their marketing department knows what they're doing.

Mike D'Antoni's winning percentage as Lakers head coach 43.51%

That WOULD BE a "terrific deal", but unfortunately it's listed here for $181.99. Not quite the bargain at that price.

No, now stop asking.

and Shin-Soo Choo