This is obviously a huge deal, isn't it? I couldn't imagine, for example, somebody in Ghana being so ignorant as to think that there were mule deer in Arkansas!

(I don't think I should have gotten these recs, the point of my post wasn't to bash Florida.)

Fortunately he wasn't Middle Eastern or he'd have blown up the whole stadium

are you serious? Isn't this whole thread driving the narrative about "white trash culture"? That's the whole point. Actually, pretty much every time "Florida" is brought up, it's a code word for "white trash culture".

Well, that was a nickname so it doesn't really count. His name is D'Andre and he signed with Marshall.

they all learned how to walk by watching Raquel Welch dance

The smart thing for them is to know their sport's success isn't dependent on trying to impress a Deadspin poster. I think their marketing department knows what they're doing.

Mike D'Antoni's winning percentage as Lakers head coach 43.51%

That WOULD BE a "terrific deal", but unfortunately it's listed here for $181.99. Not quite the bargain at that price.

No, now stop asking.

and Shin-Soo Choo

no, if it were a Worldstar video it would be in portrait mode

The shoes are easy to wipe off, but you got the strings dirty, THAT'S what ruined the whole new shoe experience.

Are any countries known for that?

No comment from Corrine Brown yet?

Otey is my spirit animal.

You wanna saw us off now, Bugs?

^winner!

"decide where you get to live and work"? No, players can always decide not to live or work there, unlike actual slaves. This is the worst analogy of all time.