battle cry is an ululation followed by "Allah Akbar!"

what about for a school where whites are the minority? (assuming you're serious)

"New Hampshire Speed"

Jameis Squintston

One of the worst aspects, in my opinion, is that it puts a stigma on those who think for themselves.

He shouldn't have called Rob Ford a bird. We were warned about this.

Obviously we're both speculating but both of our theories seem plausible (and both of us could be wrong too). I'm basing mine on the fact that when this story first came out, it was about lots of players (which I assume includes black and white) bullying Martin and that's why he left the team. Then the racial slur…

oh, I don't know....BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!

They really got drilled.

so you're saying your alma mater was...

That's why we must take Aim at the NCAA, Arm (ourselves with facts) and Hammer (them where it hurts, the cash register).

I think it's the humidity.

I would have trouble picking just three EVERY DAY.

Darn it, you got that in before I could make a MSNBC joke!

That's what's great about Deadspin. The guy with the username "poopyfart22" is the one who actually gives a serious answer.

Good point and no. God, no!

Too bad it's not in Detroit, I think I could afford to spend $50K for this place.

Internet, can we stop using "porn" to describe real estate, food, shoes, etc. This devalues actual pornography.

is "raises the bar" a euphemism?

We all do, my friend. We all do.