They really got drilled.

so you're saying your alma mater was...

That's why we must take Aim at the NCAA, Arm (ourselves with facts) and Hammer (them where it hurts, the cash register).

I think it's the humidity.

I would have trouble picking just three EVERY DAY.

Darn it, you got that in before I could make a MSNBC joke!

That's what's great about Deadspin. The guy with the username "poopyfart22" is the one who actually gives a serious answer.

Good point and no. God, no!

Too bad it's not in Detroit, I think I could afford to spend $50K for this place.

Internet, can we stop using "porn" to describe real estate, food, shoes, etc. This devalues actual pornography.

is "raises the bar" a euphemism?

We all do, my friend. We all do.

"The use of fingernail clippers is strictly prohibited from this day forward!"

this premise could be a goldmine of tasteless snark...

If his history is any indication, Roker may very well have quite a surprise in store for that poor doctor.

Can we just shut down NASA and the Olympics both? Maybe invest that money into making the SEC Network 3-D? Or 4-D! Yeah, 4-D!

that's why I roll my eyes at the phrase "the black community"

sometimes I think if Jerry Sandusky had called one of the kids he raped a "nigger" the focus of Gawker (and a lot of the commenters) would be that he was a scumbag because he was a RACIST and not, you know...the other stuff

I don't think race was the primary object in all this. I think it was more about bullying somebody they saw as weak. If Martin had red hair they would bully him about that, if he stuttered it would be that, he just happened to be black so that's what RI ran with. I don't believe there was any motivation or thought to…

Can we still say "wigger" or does it have to be "wigga"? This is so confusing.