The Muck gonna muck.

The Springfield Cardinals are actually AA (Texas League)

My only 2 thoughts are...

the son should have had one

so is his son

Yeah, shoestring fries suck. That's why Steak N Shake will never be a serious player in the fry game.

I couldn't watch this sickening video. I mean, it's SOCCER, right?

...and "their daddy's an alcoholic"?

I grew up calling them (knit hats) toboggans.

I wondered what Arn Anderson was doing now.

I'm gonna go ahead and call this the winner. Well played.

If only we had several huge containers of liquid around to help put it out. Oh hey, look!

take your racist jargon somewhere else

oh just shut up with your handicap food

Ok, thanks, you've just ruined pizza for the rest of us. It turns out we really haven't enjoyed all the pizza we've enjoyed our whole lives living outside of your region. DAMN!

It's almost like...I don't know....like different people have... different tastes in food or something....

+1770

This is a fact.

You're right, let's keep this contest realistic. You guys stop joking around.

Thankfully, we still do!