Go Vols and all that but there are high school dropouts that make more money than your entire family (or families that went to Harvard, for that matter). Let's not get too caught up in legitimizing something just because it's the butt of a joke posted on Deadspin.

He doesn't even know they played the Saints. He just thought the color matched his shoes or his bong or something.

For now.

Please assure me that you live in Florida.

I remember MY first beer and/or minor laceration.

Liberals are open minded... unless you don't agree with them.

I'd be fine with that since they don't have opposable thumbs, it wouldn't make any difference. Did your friend know that?

Either way, it's an elephant taking a shot in the face.

I believe it was Medgar Evers who said "Hello, I'm Medgar Evers."

MLK was a Southern Baptist, like me, so I guess he was part of the problem in your eyes, as well. I mean, we're all the same down here, right? I bet he'd prefer my company to your's.

Cool.

I know a couple Bear Bryant quotes too.

Who is this "you", you keep talking about? Is it not the entire region? THAT'S my point. You act like we are all the same down here. Maybe I actually AM who you despise, but my neighbors may not be.

You were obviously looking closer than I was, I only saw his crack.

You may be right though, no matter if she was black or white (which we don't know)

Regardless, calling 911 when ANYBODY banging on your door at 2 AM doesn't mean you're a "racist bitch".

FYI, only Ohio is in the MAC, Marshall is in C-USA.

Quite the conundrum. He wants to be a victim so badly, to belong...but without actually suffering like one.

Moral of the story: read the story before posting a comment.

just kidding, we're ALL worse than you imagine (since I'm guessing you don't know many of us, personally)...y'all should stop moving down here...