Not everything can be for everyone.

In all sincerity, what would you have Niantic change?

His virginity, however, is still intact.

It was my sad revenge as a consumer who felt duped. I might have felt altruistic when I pressed that publish button, but it was a selfish decision meant only to make myself feel a little better.

“I’m so mad that someone’s personal choice on how to represent themselves in a video game doesn’t align with what I think they should do. Also how dare ANYONE who isn’t good enough to be at the top use a name that I don’t approve of”

True, about the black bug. Just thought it should get a mention as one of the incredibly rare items that actually was “available” for a while, even though you had to do some monumentally huge stuff to get it (again, not counting Blizzcon or the Asian pets, etc). In the 7 years I’ve been playing the game (total,…

That graph is really awkward to use. I can only hope interactive graph building becomes automated.

It sounds like you had a nice vacation at work’s expense. Well played.

It’s much better than Kim’s Skyrim cosplay at the VMAs

Forget Early Access. I’m sure I’ll be an Early Finish, as usual...

In overcoming my social anxieties over the past few years, I’ve had to take much the opposite attitude: If it’s not a hell no, it’s a yes. I’m a happier and more social person for forcing myself to attend events and get-togethers that I might otherwise have skipped to stay home alone.

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Everyone else went to the other bombsite where they killed the rest of the enemy team but one guy from the enemy team as gonna plant the bomb on the other site and the others would be too late to come diffuse it giving the terrorists the win for that game if it wasn’t for Bot Oliver to figure out their dastardly plan…

BOT Oliver takes no prisoners.

Fucking savage ass Oliver.

You do not understand the Constitution. You are protected from random drug testing by the government. This doesn’t even apply if you’re for example clearly under the influence in public.

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to…