No mention of Touhou Puppet Play. A hack of FireRed.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

that's a costly turnover.

Even though I've heard that their saliva is cleaner than a human's, I still don't think I'd kiss a Greek person.

Actually the rumors are linked. When Weeden learned they were bringing in a younger QB in Manning to the organization, he knew it was time for him to leave.

Only if he was driving their bus.

You'd think if any fans were going to accept more than one woman on the job, it would be the BYU faithful.

The prankster then tried to pull the same trick off on some Arsenal fans, only for them to respond with "Nice try, dickwad, but our club doesn't believe in the transfer market."

How far can you punt a football?

Wait, so you get flagged if you throw the ball 60 yards? Chad Pennington's career is starting to make a lot more sense now.

He actually went to Ole Miss, but I see how you can get confused - both schools give out imaginary educations and have animosity between color-based groups

I just have one question and one concern.

Actually, that's just par for the course in the Jonjo Shelvey Experience.

Holy shit, a completion in Oakland.

Yankees: [play a doubleheader]

Don't worry, Richie, in twenty years you won't even remember this or your name.

This kind of makes me want to die a Dodgers fan.

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

the sudowoodo of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of tyrogues?