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Shocking that a guy who used the #1 overall pick on David Carr would be unprepared for NFL Draft talk.

The 2,632 consecutive tweets also served as a nice tribute to Cal Ripken Jr.

I'm surprised the writer didn't go with throwing shade—HELLO THROWING! That's a sports word!

Wade:

Wait, someone on the Mets came up and snatched someone's lunch out of his hands, and it wasn't Bartolo Colon?

"Okay, A.J. Pierzynski, on the count of three. One, two, three ..." [click]

Steve Simmons for Stuart Scott.

"When he loosened his grip slightly, I said, 'Just do it. Kill me.'"

This is why we should have been more cautious about letting ladies become legislators.

UNC denies the report, but wonders if The Chronicle has any other reports...like maybe on communications or like Shakespeare. Maybe Othello?

Hold on Barry, you actually expect me to believe that the NFL knew about a problem and failed to act on it?

You should sign off with a notice that you're about to be making some upgrades to Kinja.

Big difference. In Gamergate, the critics called for the woman to be raped. With FSU, that part's already been taken care of.

GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT fWAR AND OBP!

Mark Davis: Okay, we'll give you Derek Carr for Jim Harbaugh straight up.

The main character from Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald was wearing a hat this whole time?!

Typical libtard. He's only a tool, just like a car. Outlawing him will just empower criminals because CRIMINALS DON'T FOLLOW LAWS. We need more good guys with Madison Bumgarner.

Coach Whisenhunt: Sweep the leg.

JETS RECEIVING COACH: I know on your old team they may have done things differently, but here on the Jets, we have something called the One Drop Rule.