My hangovers are much milder than they used to be. BECAUSE I LEARNED NOT TO DRINK SO MUCH!!

Second, the government can't get at your fingerprint. That's partly because the iPhone stores all fingerprint data on its secure chip and only sends a message to websites or apps stating that the two prints match, not actual proof that they do, so there's no outgoing sensitive information (unless you can intercept and…

She's holding it's little legs. :(

Human:Where's the puppy

As cute as that puppy is, it looks so sad and defeated! Like, stop playing with my ears and put me downnnn.

Hey skinny buddy, how bout you do me a solid. Or a runny. I don't know what kind I need, exactly.

"Men get eating disorders. Yep, even straight men."

Oh, who has time to actually finish anythi