Favorite rap artist and/or group?

Is this a trap?

Ain’t he a stinker?

“Damn, things would all be different if I had just tried out for baseball all those years ago.” - Michael Vick

The first German in recorded history to injure himself avoiding beer.

Soccer has officially made it in America. This could easily be, like, an Argentine second-division match.

There’s no way to make a funny comment about this, so I’m just going to pretend I didn’t see it.

Mexico City is 7,000 feet above sea level. I’m very excited for the home/away splits of all their players.

So what? That’s what the dugout looked like by the 6th inning of every game Jim Leyland managed.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

I think we should take him at his word. He clearly has accepted an offer to make political assassinations for the Honduran regime.

Favorite author? Besides Jonathan Franzen, obvs.

I didn’t know Kelsey Grammar was such a big Rangers fan

Make America 8-8 again

Naesean’s first name is a complete sentence in Scotland.

Context: Merritt Paulson is the Timbers’ owner, and has a habit of ill-advised, quickly-deleted Twittering.

The NFL will respond with a several paragraph long message in Facebook’s inbox at 2 a.m. on a Saturday night three months from now.

If you were able to remove the crowd noise and the screaming announcer, you’d be able to hear Buque saying “soaree” as he hit Leung.

What I like to do is open the box and wait a few weeks until the Peeps get stale and crunchy before eating. I eagerly await my trial at The Hague.