“And people said I overreacted.” - IK Enemkpali

I can’t wait for him to buy/play for an NASL team!

It’s weird that MLB.com singled out and uploaded a video of this, no? “Here’s our players possibly joking about the extremely stupid intra-team fight that happened last week!”

This is deranged. +1

Probably no haircut in human history has communicated as devastating a summation of its owner’s entire life as the insane orange Moe Howard bowl cut sported by Oakland Raiders owner Mark Davis. Carve the shape of it into the wall of his father Al Davis’s mausoleum and it will tell a richer and truer story of heredity…

In a sad statement about their program, this is the most attention the NFL has paid to a Hurricane since Kellen Winslow Jr. was in the draft.

Didn’t even have the courtesy to tell him with a letter on team stationary smh

Right there with you. Leinenkugel is my favorite of the style.

“Shit, Harper hasn’t been trying this whole time?” - Every NL pitcher

Is there a GOP candidate you could almost kinda maybe if seriously coerced see yourself voting for?

Why were the Olympics still going on in late September? Isn’t it an August thing?

This is a weirdly late response to that Shaq rap, Kobe.

*Half a dozen grayed-out commenters who Went To College Once come marching in, rambling something about about ad-hominems and Sticking to Sports and bias*

I look forward to 2019, when, in an effort to boost ratings, ESPN hires Trump as a commentator for Monday Night Football.

I was 10, and me and my dad were at a Circuit City. I was preoccupied with a demo for some Gamecube game, and my dad went off to some other part of the store, assuming I’d still be there whenever he got back. Well, nature called, but I worried that if I went to the bathroom and my dad came back, he’d worry that I’d…

I may be misunderstanding how UEFA’s math works, but couldn’t poor results in Europa League damage England’s coefficient and possibly contribute to them losing that fourth CL spot? Further sabotaging Liverpool’s goals?

I think the fact that he won and the fact that he’s an asshole are mostly separate.

“We will always make sure player health and safety is our No. 1 priority in the NFL.” - Roger Goodell

The victim’s identity has not yet been released, but cops did say that he was a middle-aged man from Western New York.

*tries desperately to come up with something funny out of a scary situation*