"A 20-yard banger" is also what he calls his penis.

Always highlight truthers.

Good to see MLS's concussion policy is on par with FIFA's and the Premier League.

Dozens of grayed commenters staring intently at that gif, just trying to find a double dribble.

The game was streamed online for free, without any TV provider needed.

After further review, it was realized that the video was incomplete.

When Vince McMahon starts the XBL, referees will make half-assed attempts to block all free throws.

"Shit, if that's the case, why not move the teams here? We've got a demand for pro football in this city, and plenty of space for a stadium that no terrorist would ever dream of attacking!"

This is a good bear who really knows what to do with his items.

White is that color in the top right.

"don't ever turn on an Everton game."

Read the headline and really hoped Rondo was asking questions as a faux member of the press.

Where else am I going to see three people vomit before noon?

Silence on the Rams

I'm gonna go ahead and pretend that's a silent g.

The assholes accused of rape here are also suing UNM. Make of that what you will.

Now now, Billy. Everyone knows that Germans are historically renowned for their sympathy and kindness.

Yeah, I think I'll take that one way ticket to Mars now. Ain't no nature on Mars.

4,214. Corey Lidle

"Oh. Now I see. That is bad." - Joe Namath.