Meanwhile, a former competitive eater is winning Japanese Couch Potato

I'd be okay with this. In baseball, some defending champs wear gold trim for their home opener; I've always kind of wanted to see them extend that for the season.

Kinjasucks69420 once wrote "stick to sports, fags," but if he were from Chicago, he might be sticking to the pavement, shot down in the prime of his commenting career.

The typo improves this comment.

You are far more prepared to watch sporps than I.

Do you have a computer ready with a stream when you watch the Super Bowl?

He's a goalie.

In the 1960s, the NFL had a third-place game called the "Playoff Bowl." Vince Lombardi, naturally, hated it.

The Shorts Guy

I think the hashtag is what did them in.

Please make the 2018 team all black.

Dude was dazed.

I'll be impressed when they clear Barry Bonds-sized cap space.

Arjen Robben could rip out Jogi Low's spinal cord during the final and I'm not sure it would be as shocking as what happened yesterday.

I'm talking about your questions. I'm sure they'll improve.

*snorts a line of racism*

The high scoring Dutch league has a way of making American attacking players look good.

Not that similar.

If we moved to the international calendar, half the teams would half to switch to turf fields. January and February games in Chicago and Toronto would not be fun propositions.