“When I wrote in my Wall Street Journal op-ed that, ‘NFL owners should be allowed to sell players to each other at a closed auction where we literally make each player stand naked in chains on an auction block as we bid to take full ownership of them in exchange for being the highest bidder,’ I wasn’t speaking…

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Any different than a self-important dingus who spends all day making snarky comments on Deadspin?

He said didn’t think the Raiders will really move, but if they do, it’ll be the city of Oakland that’s to blame.

“Hey, lookit me! Lookit all the things I’m doing. Doing all the things over here. I’m signing shit and executive ordering shit and Tweeting like a fucking madman. Oh, and did you check me out talking about the fucking election again? Don’t you worry, I’m gonna get that fucking popular vote one way or another! Top…