Randy Macho Man Savage has a brother?

I was at the Bills game today. It’s basically a Zubaz convention.

Among all of the dicks and assholes in that shot, it comes as no surprise that Adam Jones is the biggest.

The Kelly jersey, the pom-pom hat, the zubaz...are we sure this picture wasn't taken 20 years ago?

In all fairness, they stopped producing Bills apparel in ‘94, so they are pretty limited on what to wear.

What could be worse than his pasty white ass hanging out like a 3 year old?

“Glazer’s fitness is pretty inspiring”

Dude throws a nice ball in a totally isolated situation in a temperature controlled studio. Maybe he should sign on as a backup for Romo.

Guessing A-Rod had receivers with verticals better than 2.5 inches in high school.

Nice throw!

“Now he fumbled it in the air!”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

So, nothing newsworthy happened?

“Well now it’s wasted! You’re still fucking alive!”

He now officially has a better prognosis than the Lakers.

That’s... one way to do it?