getting thrown out by Pablo Ozuna’s little noodle arm just adds to the embarrassment

“She describes her relationship with Matt Damon by saying it’s in “tatters” and notes that he apparently doesn’t handle conflict well.”

RIVERS: Fuck you, glove!! Get out of here!!

The important question here is: Did Bill Belichick order this?

This is nothing. Michael Vick lost 23 months of his life!

Bell hit traffic, wriggled outside, got his leg wrapped up by Donald Butler, extended his arms, and crossed the plane by inches before his knee touched down.

I thought he meant that it was time to put Ben in ...

“It’s time to go to the mattresses.”

So Tomlin’s a caporegime now? There’s no way that Michael approved this. Tomlin is not a made man.

Rank n’ Yank performance reviews where my “manager” who I see once a year decides my fate based solely on feedback from my co-workers. Not my work, but what someone whose daughter’s cheerleading team I didn’t support by buying a bucket of cookie dough wrote about me in two minutes.

People that make jokes about the Federal Govmint typically don’t know how bad it really is. They build in enough beaurocracy that you’re lucky if $1 in spending results in a single cent of result.

They are a dropped fly ball to Nelson Cruz from having the longest drought in the greater Dallas area.

damn, that freestyle was flames...and you don’t hear those lines on his albums like some others...lookin at you Kanye

That’s not THAT weird - he might have been near the top before that game but others probably had more than just Rodgers - Cobb and Charles both had three touchdowns in that game too, and if you had combo’d Rodgers/Cobb (Charles was probably pretty expensive, but Cobb wouldn’t have been in the top level of prices I…

I understand. I gained significantly more weight eating at Texas Roadhouse while working at Applebees.

The Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl Drought is two years away from reaching the drinking age. In that time, the Falcons, Cardinals, Titans and Panthers have been to the Super Bowl, and the Buccaneers and Saints have taken home Lombardi Trophies.

Let there be Lite.

Ja-Rule opens link, scrolls to find his name.