Which is code for, “It’s in Utah, the signs are going to be lame.”

Rembert and Bakes seem good choices. No way Lowe is leaving ESPN.

Jacoby isn’t going anywhere with his new radio show.

Sports Illustrated did a detailed story last year about Brady’s longevity that was basically him promoting Gurerro and his business. It mentioned a lot of stuff like what’s going on in the emails regarding the Canucks. Not to mention these emails are months old. Is the Boston Magazine piece the only new hook?

I believe Jacoby is a part of espn and not technically a grantland staffer.

The fuck is that!? Lime Jello, celery, olives and cheese? Shudders...

I was going to say that this is the perfect time for Terrel Owens to fax JJ a contract and hope he signs it before the drugs wear off.

It looks like Jerry Jones was right. Hardy really did add an extra dementia to this team.

Why is there a long block quote from Abe Simpson in this story about Jerry Jones?

The game is crazy beautiful. I’m having fun with it. Cant wait to see what else is in it.

I legit forgot Zubaz existed until I watched this video.

Great, like we need another endless week of Manziel and some talking heads.

Landon Donovan is right. If you want to be the prototypical soccer power and above the Germans, you don’t take Klinsmann to the World Cup.

This is the best comment ever.

You mean like Eminem today?

I’d like some clarification, is it two times faster than the new Macbook or Retina Macbook Pro (as stated in the article)? I highly doubt it’s two times faster than my 2015 Macbook Pro.

it’s like a 50-y old man suddenly being all hip-hop and wearing baggy pants...and coming scarily close to pulling it off.

“Never Fool The QB”

• 256GB PCIe-based onboard flash storage¹

Starting at $1499, how does that compare to an entry level MacBook?