The important question here is: Did Bill Belichick order this?

This is nothing. Michael Vick lost 23 months of his life!

Bell hit traffic, wriggled outside, got his leg wrapped up by Donald Butler, extended his arms, and crossed the plane by inches before his knee touched down.

I thought he meant that it was time to put Ben in ...

“It’s time to go to the mattresses.”

So Tomlin’s a caporegime now? There’s no way that Michael approved this. Tomlin is not a made man.

They are a dropped fly ball to Nelson Cruz from having the longest drought in the greater Dallas area.

damn, that freestyle was flames...and you don’t hear those lines on his albums like some others...lookin at you Kanye

That’s not THAT weird - he might have been near the top before that game but others probably had more than just Rodgers - Cobb and Charles both had three touchdowns in that game too, and if you had combo’d Rodgers/Cobb (Charles was probably pretty expensive, but Cobb wouldn’t have been in the top level of prices I…

I understand. I gained significantly more weight eating at Texas Roadhouse while working at Applebees.

The Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl Drought is two years away from reaching the drinking age. In that time, the Falcons, Cardinals, Titans and Panthers have been to the Super Bowl, and the Buccaneers and Saints have taken home Lombardi Trophies.

Let there be Lite.

I think Jay Z is overrated as hell, but none of these songs are examples of him “getting owned,” as the title implies. These are all just instances in which his verse wasn’t the best on a particular track. Also, less than half of these examples are on his own songs (i.e., not “usually”).

It really gives you hope for the world, you know?

Christ, I thought the Bills players were the only ones holding the opposition.

Ja-Rule opens link, scrolls to find his name.

Which is code for, “It’s in Utah, the signs are going to be lame.”

Rembert and Bakes seem good choices. No way Lowe is leaving ESPN.

Jacoby isn’t going anywhere with his new radio show.

Sports Illustrated did a detailed story last year about Brady’s longevity that was basically him promoting Gurerro and his business. It mentioned a lot of stuff like what’s going on in the emails regarding the Canucks. Not to mention these emails are months old. Is the Boston Magazine piece the only new hook?

I believe Jacoby is a part of espn and not technically a grantland staffer.