The fuck is that!? Lime Jello, celery, olives and cheese? Shudders...

I was going to say that this is the perfect time for Terrel Owens to fax JJ a contract and hope he signs it before the drugs wear off.

It looks like Jerry Jones was right. Hardy really did add an extra dementia to this team.

Why is there a long block quote from Abe Simpson in this story about Jerry Jones?

The game is crazy beautiful. I’m having fun with it. Cant wait to see what else is in it.

I legit forgot Zubaz existed until I watched this video.

Great, like we need another endless week of Manziel and some talking heads.

Landon Donovan is right. If you want to be the prototypical soccer power and above the Germans, you don’t take Klinsmann to the World Cup.

“Never Fool The QB”

This has always been my favorite mode but my god are they making this brutal. I’m two hours in (my third attempt to play this before boredom sets in) and am still playing HS and college games that have nothing to do with the story.

That’s just...weird.

Holy shit. I am going to have so much fun with this game now.

Cringe of the highest level. Might have to grab this.

Oh man.The resemblance is uncanny, Luke.

fun fact: regardless of whether your custom character is black, white or asian, you have the same family and backstory.

I’d love it if they’d go back to 8 goals per game again..

I CAN GUARENTEE THAT BARRY MELROSE IS 100% READY TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

I find your balls on face disturbung.

Enjoy your practice squad cars and your practice squad beds and your practice squad apartments. After I’m done doing throws here I’m going to step inside the mouth of a whale and the whale will take me to my luxury condo out near the edge of the continental shelf where mermaids will be my bed. Do you get it? I am…