ASTROGLIDE CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS.

This is the face of a man who can’t figure out how a paperweight works.

Fartgate or Ballgassy?

That’s a surprisingly plausible theory. Is it true or are you just joshing us?

I could not disagree more.

“I used to cook these wings. Now I can bathe in them.”

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In their last 20 games, the Chiefs are over .500 (10-8) in games in which a receiver caught a touchdown pass from the quarterback, but winless in games in which a receiver did catch a touchdown pass from a quarterback. Just sayin’ that maybe they shouldn’t go switching up the strategy too quickly!

Andy Reid is glad this is finally over so he can start focusing on other, much more positive steaks.

Fuck you, ESPN. Seriously.

I prefer Jessica Mendoza in the booth to this douchecanoe.

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Maybe Pop’s going soft on us.

Gotta love that “just a joke, didn’t mean anything by it” defense. Works out really well for most racists and bigots.

James, you’re high if you don’t think the new Wampa scene is superior. It’s infinitely more tense to be able to figure out how close the Wamps is to Luke.

B.U.M. Equipment, LLC quickly filed suit from its CEO’s grandmother’s attic.

That picture of Geno Smith is as horrifying as it is confusing. How does a broken jaw make you shrink so much?

Steve Smith’s of Fuck, Marry, Kill sounds way more interesting.

I’m sorry but people just wouldn’t be as interested in the ads if the players were compensated for their image. The amateurism is what sets the ads apart.