the59thstreettroll
The 59th Street Troll
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She needs to have a Florida meth baby with this guy.

I never heard that rumor and I am pretty sure that is not the reason why even if it did happen. But Shelly Meyer has man arms and a temper. She took a sign that my friend was holding during a volleyball game. Urban’s daughters went to my rival high school and played volleyball. I actually have a few stories about

CHOKE ATTACK!

Joking aside for now...that is a VICIOUS assault by Papelbon.

Jonathan Papelbon a douchebag? I’m shocked. SHOCKED! I tell you!

“Lol”

Matt Williams leaving Papelbon in after he got into a fight is like a teenage store cashier not charging you for gum because he’s going back to college in two weeks.

The “health issues” were rumored to be banging an athletic department lady.

Do we assume that was planned? The other receiver was awfully close and he seemed to be expecting that...

It’s a normal thing, with the Jets, seeing a fumble caused by an asshole.

Yeah Deadspin should do more journalism. Like today maybe. Oh and the answer to your question is Samer.

There were just as many stubby pieces in the Deadspin Klassic era (Leitch, & very early Daulerio). In fact, this site only grew based on two archsnark reports: “Leather” & Mike Cooper. So, slow thine roll.

And Manziel hasn’t done anything to warrant being benched, other than, I guess, not being Josh McCown.

Yes

Ahhh, those were the days. For me that's still his finest goal. First touch, pullback, top of the net. Perfection.

That, and 90 minutes in soccer is 90 minutes in actual, real people time. You know when a game kicks off at 10 a.m., you’re going to be done before noon.

Careful son, that’s libel. He might just Ndamukong Sue.

Why must Pap smear these Philly fans? It's already evident he's a cancer.