Well then he’s not going to like the way he looks. 

Also, I think reviews skew to the negative because few people leave a review when they don’t have a problem.

The Snitch told Kotaku over Twitter DMs that whatever announcement Sony had planned for June 30 was pushed back

The point of the “big spectacle” of fighting the embodiment of fate at the end of the game was that, with it defeated, the story no longer has to follow the plot of FF7. That’s why FF7 Remake was so close to the original. Because the whispers were actively keeping it that way. That’s why you’re doing the same story…

OK, I believe them.

Someone else owns the letter Y. It’s like you don’t understand NFTs at all, man!

Blitzball in a book titled Brotherhood you say

It has nothing to do with making my job easier (I don’t need it made easier, I love the challenges), but with creating an accurate record, which is important for everyone involved. I see expert witnesses who have literally been deposed or testified hundreds of times who can’t string two words together because no one…

hello, Ashley, and welcome to Kotaku! On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?

What are you doing step-Pac?

Except when they add “you’re making a scene.”

It was not easy to jerk off to this list, but damnit, I tried my best.

I’m going to watch The Batman the proper way – six months from now, on my phone, in the bathroom, in 47 3.8-minute installments.

Sounds like something a giant spider planning to drop down from the sky this summer would say. 

I used to have a Timex Sinclair.  The programs for games were stored on cassete tapes.  Remember those?  On the job I prepared progress reports on 5 and 1/2 inch floppies.  I think it was 5 and 1/2 inch....anyway they were a pain and could easily get corrupted by dirt or magnets.   Amazing how far we’ve come.

Yeah these same people think we should eat like our grandparents did before they “put chemicals” in everything.  Clearly they want to eat a lot of shit in jello

1. Bernie Madoff

In an article about position of hand relative to phone why no actual pictures of the positions discussed? Same goes for sex positions BTW.