our money is fiat currency—it’s only worth something because we all agree it is

At least its headlights won’t be sagging in its old age

Yeah, the old fast/quality/cheap (pick any 2) struggle.

Unless you play on hard mode, you aren’t really playing.

Walt Disney did it first

The problem here is a fundamental misunderstanding of the issue, so please hear me out:

Immediate relief is good for the people being crushed by debt, and it’s a good boost for the economy. But it’s temporary without real reform. We also need what Senator Warren has been saying for years. There is no reason why the banks who nearly caused a second Great Depression should get .75% interest and students…

Shonen Jump: “We’ve got something big to announce!”

In case anyone ever wondered what professional wrestling minus the wrestling looked like, well here you are.

The Love Guru must have been #31.

n-3.5million

Sorry friend, but...

Twitch Partner here. I don’t believe the attacks on veterans they were referring to was the pushback to the us military channels, but rather bots targeting veteran small streamers with prompts to suicide or trying to induce ptsd attacks. While not on the same scale as the attacks on queer and poc streamers, it was…

Is a Snoop Dogg a sandwich?

Tell me, Milker Anderson... what good is cud if you’re unable to chew?

They call it the Vision-S, but we know it’s really the Sony Rideman.

Screenshotting someone calling Eminem "enema man" for posterity.

*calculates*

If they were smart, they would have equipped the staff with ribbons before starting development. 

62% of males aged 14-15 masturbated in the past year? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. It’s likely that the other 38% didn’t answer as they were too busy masturbating.