Surprised I haven’t seen this reference yet.

As a bald man that likes spicy food, my headsweat feels seen.

Aww, “metaling kids” was right there!

I actually would prefer pickle to motorcycle.

Yeah, I call it the “aluminum handcuffs” effect. You can’t leave your service job because you would take a pay cut (plus under the table tip income) to take a non-service industry job.... until there was no work to be had. Anecdotally, I was an interviewer for a tech school that trains folks on full stack development…

Two dots tends to have some levels / mechanics that make passing them almost completely up to luck. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve completed 2 out of 3 objectives for the level to not offer up the piece (dot?) that needs to be cleared to finish the objectives. 

Every phrase they use on Food Network shows that lets you know they graduated from Food Network University. “Ooy-gooey cheese”, “pop of acidity”, pronouncing Italian ingredients in an accent that isn’t otherwise normal for the person, etc. I know they’re just establishing brand but I hate it.

Years of Monopoly play have taught me that a “Bank Error in Your Favor” means you get to keep the money.

But Homer was on the bleeding edge of this thing:

Oh, they’ve got this all screwed up: “No, thank YOU, Animal Crossing Mario!”. 

Cool, another item for my KFC to be out of when I go there!

“...“milk,” “butter,” “cheese,” and “yoghurt.”” Sounds like someone is just buttghurt.

Pauly Shore was their tutor?!

Serious question: can you smell a fart when wearing a N95 mask? 

If they gave you that information you wouldn’t come to The AV Club to read the recaps!

I’ve got to imagine some of the profit comes from those people who get take-out off the all-you-can-eat buffet. There’s no way you’re getting your money’s worth in that one styrofoam clamshell.

So I guess Dark Phoenix didn’t make the list because no one saw it?

Where there’s a wheel there’s a whey.