Wanted for questioning:

Same sentence: “... ,thought his sister maintains his innocence.”

Are... are you the chyron designer for ESPN?

How did a plush doll “float”? Was it tied to a balloon? Was the balloon red? 

I loved Go and I still quote Timothy Olyphant “...bottom right-hand corner, just waiting to suck” anytime Family Circus is mentioned.  

Pickles.

I’d say to take the ribbons off but heads would roll.

So was the Bloodhound Gang prescient about Captain Kangaroo or just a delightful coincidence?

We were just a laughing at him.... Great singer though. 

Statement from competitors:

I kinda liked it. 

I’d rather know what is going on in that picture. Is it a string? Why are half the tomatoes brown? What’s in the can Claire, what’s in the can?!

If you watched on a holiday (or set the computer date to a holiday) he would have the island decorated in a theme of whatever holiday it was.