My best guess: The judge didn’t want to put away a young guy with his whole life ahead of him.

Fun Fact #1: David Duke fucking loves Mexican food. I’ve seen it. No bullshit.

For a brief moment, this baffling vagina illustration distracted me from my student loan debt. Thanks!

Last time I checked,

Sansa smiles when Lady Mormont declares allegiance to the King in the North whose name is Stark—that smile dies when Mormont names Jon Snow king. Sansa is the reason they took back Winterfell, and she has the superior claim to the seat; Jon said so himself when he offered her the lord’s chamber. To me, the look…

When faced with a weirdo’s dick, my thought process goes something like: This degenerate bastard makes strangers look at his DICK. I don’t think I should test his boundaries.

Jesus Christ—I read that as, “I found bloody pjs in the hamster, ripped apart.”

“Months after her Prince’s death...”

“It’s not about Harriet Tubman, it’s about keeping the picture on the $20,”

I like Hillary so much already; if she turns out to be a closet atheist...I’m not sure my body can handle the euphoria

I had the same thought.

Now, this is a blatant cash grab I can get behind!

Oh.

Pop music manufacturers figured out that high notes make our brains tingle, but extraordinary vocal ranges are just that, extraordinary. And such voices don’t often spring from the mouths of sexy tiny girl children.

Pretty damn well. The Tourist was, by most accounts, a dumpster fire of a film, and yet:

He’s a HUGE draw abroad. Take the last Pirates movie, for instance:

Looking down an interviewee’s blouse is super duper professional. As is day-drinking and smoking Luckies.

This powder blue number would be CHIC AS FUCK at a junior high formal.

I’m imagining the dress sans-sleeves, and my mental image is very Ann Taylor Loft (not to diss ATL too hard—those shift dresses play an important role in my life)

Some kids got busted for boning in a graveyard at my boarding school. They weren’t participating in a freaky-sex-death club (as far as I know); they just wanted to get down and not get caught. I think that, in most cases, the explanation is similarly mundane.