You use gross sales numbers but don’t deduct taxes before announcing the ‘profit’. Do you even EBITDA, bro?

You need an editor like they need an auditor...

A week since last article. This I my final visit to any of the remaining verticals. Filed to: At Home, My Space, Webcrawler, and all of the other internet corpses.

Oopsie! You left off corporate income tax again!? Maybe inland revenue needs to visit...

Bless your heart. You left out corporate income tax on the rental fee. And as far as “Assume 50% rental”; you’re a child. It was 10% (3 days a month) if he was lucky. 15 days a month? Better give mum her droid back. Good lad.

Minus $640k and taxes. Fail.

True in Major League Lacrosse; $10k per season, pre-tax. We all had day jobs.

^ imma all

Agreed. My Triumph Tiger 800 triple make 119bhp/liter and my 2001 CLK 430 only produces 64bhp/liter. It just floats silently at 85 mph under no duress. The Viper can probably be hyper tuned into the 700 range with enough farkle.

Prick Shambo squid

Congratulations Corinna on the Lanesplitter gig! Great article.

There’s something Curt Schilling going on here. Nevada should ask Rhode Island how this ends.

You shall not pass.

Nice h/t to the Gnomes.

I flap; therefore I am.

A basket of Uninsurables

Metal of Honor? How does he get the silent H but fucked up Medal? #notahero

Best for a pimpin postal delivery car