The AV Club - always asking the tough questions…
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If Feige's not careful, ScarJo just might pick him up one day in her plain white van, drive him to her place, lure him into a vast void of endless inky blackness, and have him be sucked down into it to get his organs slowly drained from his body, leaving nothing but a wispy blob of skin to float away into oblivion…

All of my friends are lumberjacks, and only a few of them are transvestites!
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[*insert lumberjack joke here*]

Well, I for one am immensely relieved to hear that. I gave up on the US "Killing" at the end of season 1, and just stuck with the original Scandi version through to its conclusion.
But then I heard that the US version got a 3rd season, and it had Peter Sarsgaard, and involved a Death Row subplot, and I was intrigued.
And…

I'm insulted that this poll's Top 10 didn't include any lyrics by Neutral Milk Hotel.
I mean, take this bit from 'Holland, 1945':

If "Con Air In Space" ever gets made, its release date should definitely be JULYYYY FOUR-TEENTH!!!

I've tried writing this comment two times already, but due to various technical frakk-ups, I'm having to do it one last time.
I do apologise for unintentionally spamming this thread. It's not very ice of me, clearly.
Still, allow me to clear my throat, quote the Nostalgia Critic, and say once more, with feeling:
"THEY…