A fucking asshole til the bitter end.

He really does ooze charisma but not in a sleazy way. And he’s such an engaging speaker. One of a kind of sure.

White Men Can’t Clap

No.
Wrestling Fans Scream very specific Epithets. You are thinking of concert-goers.

There’s a loooooooot of old white men sitting down not clapping....

NBC commentators said that Paul Ryan had to “practice his poker face” for tonight. I already want to smack that weird little grin/grimace combo off his face...

I really think he is just going through his P90x routine in his head right now as a way from making faces and SOMEHOW looking even more smarmy than he already does.

I’m loving the color of her dress!

Between his twins and Joe Francis’s, that’s four patients who’ll probably need a lot of therapy.

reaction to Richardsons babies, who will need shit load of therapy, shower

“Outrage is the comedian’s alchemy.”

Thank God, Yoko’s back to normal.

I remember reading somewhere that it is a weak comedian who becomes upset at their audience for not laughing at their joke.

YOKO is definitely hallucinating

YES EVERYONE, FEEL BAD FOR ME AS I ROLL IN MY NEW BED MADE OF HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS.

“all the wrong curves in all the wrong places!”

This makes me sad. Not just for you, but for anyone who reads this and things that there is such a thing.

HIS NAME IS JOHN TAYLOR

i remember reading an article once about this, the author basically stated that fat girls have to try harder in order to look “put together” than skinny girls. she said that a skinny girl can wear a pair of jeans and a plain t shirt and it’s considered cute, but when a fat girl does it it’s thought to be sloppy or…

You do you, Khaleesi.