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I can only hope you’re being totally sincere. 🙄

The sunken cost fallacy can be difficult to shake, even when you know it’s warping your experience.

Game makes money off of monthly payments.

I’m kind of giving up on Blizzard’s ability to effectively balance the game. When characters start getting normal moves that let them make their entire team invincible...

I swear, they learned nothing from making Brigitte a god-damned atomic super-being when she first came out.  It seems like every time they make a new

Really disappointed that this wasn’t a transgendered, lesbian, vegan, disabled, black, female (who drag kings), Jewish, flat-earther, socialist, transabled, suicidal, gay, wolf-kin, incestuous, orphan, Muslim, trisexual, with green hair, facial tattoos, and PTSD that has sex with animals.

Don’t worry. Six months from now Blizzard will reveal out of nowhere that he’s trans. For like no reason. It’s like their creative team all went to a writing workshop taught by J.K. Rowling.

Nobody is going to be happy, ever.

Oh, it will. People were just right now pissed because of the name of an achievement. The. Name. of. an. ACHIEVEMENT/TROPHY...

How dare they make a very long-running game series featuring as a central plot point hereditary/genetic memory and then force the main character to procreate!

ARM YOURSELVES! HOLD THE DOOR AGAINST THE SJWs!!

Straight and not Bi/Pan/Asexual. That’s gonna piss some people off. 

Oof. Black but not female. That's going to piss some people off

At some point, some company or celebrity is going to say, “I’m hearing you say you didn’t like that, but I’m not changing it, and I’m not changing my mind. It doesn’t make your life harder and wasn’t directed at you in any way. This will just have to be one of those little things that aren’t exactly the way you like

Though since the entire premise of the series requires each protagonist to have engaged in procreative intercourse at least once, this was bound to happen.

Maybe ubisoft should have spent less time shoving in inexplicable magic and mythical beasts to what was supposed to be a historical action/stealth series based

Just proof that if you think hard enough and get creative enough, you can make anything “offensive”.

Kids today and their dang vidyagames!  With their marios and their dankey kangs!  Back in MY DAY....

Guess it needed more ball pits.

“What do you want in a Battle Royal game?”

I also feel like some of the things the typhon say (I had to turn on subtitles to understand them) also kind of hint at the ending. They say things like “they want to hide inside us, like a disease”, “what does it look like, the shape in the glass?”, “Do you ever feel half asleep” stuff like that. It was pretty

See, I didn’t hate it that much, but I also snuck in and deactivated my tracking bracelet so I could stealth around the murderbots, and when they did catch me, I did the old standby, used the GLOO gun, hacked them, and made them MY murderbots.

I also thought the ending was pretty good, considering that in hindsight,