I watched the first episode of Summer House and it was eh. I grew up on The Real World and Road Rules the first 10 seasons or so. I don’t watch much reality TV, I’m more a hour drama type, like This Is Us, SVU, etc. The only reason I started watching Pump Rules or RHOBH is I was recovering from a surgery and bored.…

Omg Scheana is so ANNOYING around food.

Learning that Anthony Bourdain smells delicious is going to get me through the day.

I don’t know why I keep watching this show. I don’t like a single person on the show. And Ariana annoys the fuck out of me. The whole cool-girl shtick is soooo played out. We get it, Ariana.

Omg Scheana is so ANNOYING around food. Especially seafood. It’s just so immature and attention-grabbing to get up and walk away from a table because you think the food is “disgusting,” especially at a nice restaurant or a clam bake someone invited you to as a guest.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL SEASON FOR THEM TO FIGHT IN DRAG

You are about to make the best (and trashiest) decision of your life.

And I applaud you for jumping on this Crazy Train.

Main takeaways:

“Your penis was not capable of going inside [the Las Vegas girl],” Sandoval quietly reassures Schwartz; we realize here that a main issue is that Schwartz was likely too drunk at the time to remember whether he actually had sex with this person or not. “Sorry, but it wasn’t,” Sandoval reaffirmed, for some reason…

I thought that was surprising, and also really funny. “It’s a war out there. That is a 10 year war!” while pressing his ear against the door to hear what was happening.

i’ve been loving this season! the drama doesnt feel stale to me.

He was being exceptionally smart by not only staying out of the fight but not letting Brittney enter it either. This is a Jax we aren’t used to.

I loved this disaster of an episode. But refusing to eat seafood at Galatoire’s is a crime in itself. Clearly Katie just wants to get married and Tom is too weak willed to break up with her.

They are totally adorable. Last season when Schwartz was planning the proposal and Sandoval was helping him plan and just during that part alone was tearing up like a proud parent/bro... I got a little something in my eye, too.

This show sounds magical. On my list!

Entering their 30s? I’ve got a sneaky suspicion that a good number of these people were in their 30s when the show started. I’m pretty sure that’s been confirmed in Jax’s case....

Man, Tony Bourdain has a type, doesn’t he?