The Teen has spoken.  

Y’all had me triggered with Black Face, but then I saw Tea.

Y’all had me triggered with Black Face, but then I saw Tea.

So I live in Sacramento and there was a totally awesome under 21 club called the Amazon in Citrus Heights they could have gone to. They wouldn’t have been the only black guys there, but would have come close!!

But Sacramento had its very own terrible Under 18 club! (The Amazon, or, as my friends and I called it, the SCAMAZON. It was behind that sketch ass pool hall on Auburn and Garfield.) Think of all the gas your friends could’ve saved!

I’m shocked there was even one. I can’t imagine making that drive regularly when there are underage clubs in the Bay Area much closer.

Yay, an explanation! Jez is my only means of staying In Touch and I needed the comments on this to help me out.

I am black. I have been to Medford (Ashland is really the college town but Medford is seedier and right next door). Can confirm; if you don’t mind being objectified it’s like being a bear in a salmon run.

“New York’s hottest photo pose is called...Stefon. Located at an under 18 club, this pose has everything: teens covering their noses, confused adults, one guy in a hoodie.”

I texted my high school-aged niece about this, but she hasn’t replied. Maybe I need to tell her that I just saw Kylie Jenner at Equinox, or that MAC is releasing new Selena lipstick shades. I’ll report back.

They’re blocking Facebook face recognition, so they won’t get autotagged in photos for their parents to find.

Wow. Aren’t you a horrible piece of shit. You see a woman who has lived in this country since she was 14, being deported in front of her children and all you can think about is “breaking the law”. When laws are more important than human beings, then the laws are nothing more than oppression. Don’t hide behind the…

Oh fuck you with a rusty crowbar for this bullshit. You’re a fucking sociopath if you’re unable to have some empathy for this woman and think that this is both a good thing for the country and a good way to use ICE resources.

is the proper penalty for an incredibly minor infraction to be exiled?
if you’ve ever parked crookedly, i hope they kick you out of the country.

That your parents made for you, out of desperation.

Imagine being uprooted from your family for life because of a decision you made out of desperation 20 years ago.