That’s not at all what I’d do. It’s strange that you seem to have no idea about the legal consequences of harassing people online.

Correct. I however can definitively prove who you are. You can deny it all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that I know where you live ;-)

Lolol incredible. Your attitude is incredible. Way to stay positive.

Sure you don’t, buddy lol

Does it seriously not occur to you that the longer you go without replying to me, the more you just confirm your identity? You’re obviously not a very bright person, but I’m amazed that you aren’t able to see how it’s not in your best interest to ignore me. You’re just not helping yourself here, Brian.

I can wait as long as it takes, Brian. I’d really hate for Rebecca to find out about your dark side. The sooner you reply to me, the less likely I am to email screenshots of your harassing comments to everyone you know.

Just FYI, going awol like this only confirms your identity. I’d really hate for your wife to find out about your little hobby.

Anyone there? Helloooooo?

Still nothing to say, huh? That’s understandable. You're a husband and a father, and this is what you've been up to? I’d be pretty freaked out if I were you. Good thing for you, I’m not at all like you. I'm a forgiving man. All you have to do is say you're sorry and I'll let bygones be bygones.

Remember this, Brian? Oh, the good old days. You were so young and innocent, without a care in the world! And now.... well, now you know that there’s a thing called “consequence.”

That wasn’t a joke. I literally just want to know what you would personally call that type of person, since you ARE that type of person.

Hey Brian- what do you call someone who relentlessly harasses a stranger on the internet for six months but then has nothing to say when they realize that they’ve been caught?

Keep fighting, Brian! Don't stop fighting!

Keep fighting!

Come on, whatever happened to “keep fighting”? I can't believe you've given up so easily.

What would Pam think about this?

He uses multiple accounts to harass people across the various gawker sites. But I know his real name...

Wow, multiple accounts for one thread? How ironic that your theme is always “only retards fight on the internet” when you spend so much time “fighting” on the internet. And on the gawker network of all things? Gasp!

H@ck the Gibson, amiright bro??

How is it even possible that you actually thought I wouldn't find you?