the1969dodgechargerguy
the 1969 Dodge Charger Guy
the1969dodgechargerguy

Meh, cars nowadays are not cars—they’re rolling computers—what the hell did you think was gonna happen?

I’m trying to think of when I’ve seen a worse looking TPCV. (TPCV: tiny penis compensation vehicle)

“Drama” is an excellent way of putting it. The way the 440 roars when I stomp on it—if that doesn’t get your heartbeat up to at least 150bpm, nothing will. Like I wrote, you will definitely feel alive after your brush with death because yeah, no safety gear or nanny gadgets.  

True, but with a big-block V8, you get TORQUE.

So true.  Like I wrote to Nextcar, it’s visceral--you’re experience something bare-bones that can’t be had with a modern car.

Yup, you’re driving a half-century old dinosaur...not one of those carbon fiber ‘70 Chargers you can now order thru Dodge—you’re getting as basic of a car as you can imagine.

I’ll give Toyota some credit: at least they’re bringing a chunky sedan to market instead of yet another chunky station wagon.

Sure, I’ll grind my axe—the 2nd gen Charger:

This is one of those “business” ventures that if it ever pans out, then good for them but I’m not holding my breath that it’ll ever happen. All I see is masturbation with aircraft—a lot of commotion with nothing productive coming from it.

Trading Places—showing off her great rack.

Buying these used high-end Brit (or German) vehicles with some years on them is something I just do not get. They’re highly complex machines with a lot of moving parts. Everything needs maintenance, just how well did the owners do their jobs?

So Browns can be as racist as Whites and Blacks?  I’m so “shocked”.

Course I’m wondering if FCA’s clean-sheet design twin-turbo 3.0 I6, the Hurricane, is a worthy successor to the classic Slant Six:

Oh look—I’ve been shown to be EXACTLY CORRECT:

Been in storage so the seals are drying out, weirdly claimed mileage, and a fustercluck of parts.... I wouldn’t touch it with a 10-foot pole.  Super ND.

The Chrysler Slant Six:

Echo, echo.

Got to admit: my choice is stupid+, yours is stupid++.

Here is it with Dodge doing their “Last Call” special edition Chargers and Challengers, and they absolutely waste one of the seven LCs on a Swinger edition:

You mean to tell me a LCD (lowest common denominator) VR system sucks ass?  Wow, who could’ve seen that development coming?  (Everybody.)