So in other words, “I created this mess, but I don’t have the balls to stick around and fix it so I’m bailing.”

I’m with the other commenters. You watch footage of Euro rallies where the spectators keep pushing and pushing to be within mere feet of the race cars whizzing past and yes, I’m surprised only four people were killed in this incident.

Oh, and then there are the tail lights. There was a fad in the early 00s for “disco ball” tail lights. And Toyota jumped on that trend just as it went away.

British Leyland cars collection:

Absolutely agree.

The 2002-2005 Ford Thunderbird definitely did the “retro revival” thing poorly, using updated 1960s styling (by design) yet somehow also looking outdated for a modern car.

11th gen Ford Thunderbird as well

To me, it’s not a car in particular, but a material.

The first gen 4-door Charger:

Convertibles are like pizza and boobs, even bad examples are pretty good. This is cheap enough to have around for a dozen drives a year and not care if you forget and leave the top down.

Yes, that’s the way it works: every person born is that much more carbon emissions caused by the person going about their pointless life. And since people keep breeding like rats—no foresight how that path means complete environmental destruction—we are effed.

Goofy styling, a weird color combo, and a nonworking top...appears to be good reasons to avoid. But seems to be in excellent shape besides the ragtop, and I’m willing to bet racking up 200,000 miles on a 13 year-old car means a lot of those miles got accumulated as highway miles. And highway miles when you’re cruising…

No, they picked the one with the highest clickbait value.

Call a spade a spade: it’s “Truth” Social since Donald The Criminal is such a pathological liar.

I used to think a salvage title was absolute poison—you buy such a car, you are screwed. But articles such as this one:

Given what a dull grind The Batman was to sit through—three hours to tell the story of young Batman transformed into Judge Dredd—I’d rather stick pins in my eyes than suffer watching this show.

Considering how these Lincoln boxes are just as nondescript and inoffensively OK looking as any other wheeled boxes trundling down the highway, methinks there are buyers out there who can make fantastic deals.  If I was in a box-buying mood, I’d definitely give the Lincolns a look.

“Fleurizard admitted his mistake...”

I was instinctively going to make a “Florida Man” comment until I realized he’s from Texas. Then I searched for his name and at least he went to Florida A&M University. The cosmic order remains intact, whew.

Brief synopsis of the warranty history: