Dear Jebus:

The Lincoln Project is streaming it. You can watch it and he doesn’t get the ratings he so dearly requires to feel adequate.

What controversies?

Yeah, were I a buyer, your brand’s “heritage” means sweet fuck all to me, at best. At worst, I’m going to look at Mopar’s “heritage” of horrible build quality.

The thing looks a bit like a Bugatti on drugs... and I’m kind of okay with that.

It is horrible, and that’s why I like it. Besides, what’s the chance they’ll make any of these?  Might as well let the designers go overboard.

The general idea is on site generation through solar electrolysis. It’s not particularly efficient, but still better that finding, extracting, shipping, refining, and shipping again with petroleum.

and she basically works for them.

This is awesome and I want it to exist. But their own refueling network? For 300 cars?

This is what 40 years of education defunding does to a country, we’re 10 years away from page segments of the country declaring electricity witchcraft.

Let’s not mince words, this lady is a piece of crap representing a piece of crap district and now getting the seal of approval from our piece of crap president. Circle of crap.

Pepperidge Farm remembers 

Damn it Audi. Just sell the freakin’ hatchback in the US already. I would buy that S3 hatch right now if I could.

Star Trek has never been particularly successful as a film franchise. Oh, it’s had a few hits, but adjusting on its ratio for hits and misses, well, they’ve been at their best when they’ve been at their lowest budgets. (TWOK famously shot on roughly a TV production budget)

Of course this just means Republicans will want to give them handouts. Because capitalism?

He means diversity in opinion about the most important issues of the day. While most African Americans would probably say institutional racism and police brutality are key issues, you don’t have the same solidarity with Latinos. Central Americans might be more concerned about refugees, while Mexican Americans more…

“It is what it is” is also a convenient tool for conservatives to ignore any kind of moral or philosophical debate, even when defending something awful. They just say those 5 words, and *poof*, anything from segregation to unfair parking ticket fines suddenly exists in a vacuum. No need to discuss how or why it came…

Am I the only one who sees this when looking at this jokers photo for the article?:

If a 99 Honda can take a few curb hits over 10 years and not crumple into scrap, what the fuck is a Tesla’s excuse?

If a little “curb contact” busts a ball joint or breaks a control arm, your car is a piece of shit. Go walk down your street and you’ll probably find curb rash on 9 out of 10 sets of wheels. Then note how many of them also have busted ball joints.