Seconded.  *Mind Blown*

Since “Sports” was in the title, I just want to mention: Fuck Jim Spanfeller.

Daniel Ricciardo is a dreamboat.

I clicked, thinking this was an article about Deadspin.

Yes, but are their tacos any good?

Came in to say something like this, only dumber.  Easier to give a star. 

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/10/29/media/deadspin-editor-fired/index.html

This.

The Jokes write themselves, folks. 

Can someone who plays this please tell me Joe Flacco’s good stats? If these stat indexes extend into the front office, I’ll take John Elway’s too (+100 floss power and accuracy, is my bet).

Excuse you!! ACME Useless Turd juice only lasts 4-6 hours. Turning into Joe Flacco for a whole day would require a minimum of 4 doses.

*the most popular model that most people would commute to work in.

We probably coulda got Eli Manning for a 12-pack of Coors light and some nose-bleed tix to a Nuggets/Nicks game.

I made the mistake of reading your comment in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice, complete with dramatic pause around ‘”Enthusiast,”’ and now I can’t take it seriously.

Stupid and a bit racist.

Real reasons don’t matter. I’m still blaming John Elway.

Lebron’s “Republicans buy shoes too.” moment.

It’s Nintendo’s fault for simultaneously advertising Winnie the Pooh as a playable in Smash.  

If you have an ounce of sense, remove as much of your personal data from, and DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK account immediately. Hit them in the wallet, where they listen.

But: