Surprised the Wagoneer didn’t end up towing the Heep.

Butters will be pleased. 

“A foul is a foul, big or small it’s all the same foul.”

White guy guilt? Guilt is the wrong word.  Embarrassment is better.  For the most part, white guys put this racist moron in office, and I hate to be thrown in with those assholes.

White people are dumb.

seconded

Also,  who gives a shit about the car?  How did he get it in the country?

CP.

This is hybrid journalism.  News and powerpoint in one. 

How many square meals is that?

Did you read?

All the stars.  COTD

Uses D&D5E + the campaign setting.

Trump should just get her some pineapple gelato.

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Kojima drops a 9+ minute trailer for a future game that probably won’t appear on all current-gen consoles and Internet dies.

I’m a confident 1/4 chub.

Nope.  Not feeling it.

Tougher than an oak,

Tougher than an oak.