What happened to 2008 when every DB who had struck a punching bag at some point in his life was wearing a “Xience” or “Affliction” t-shirt. It was super nice that the cuntboogers were self-identifying in an obvious manner.

Today we reached a milestone in video game history and culture. Rarely have pop culture and politics collided so humorously. Unsurprisingly, our pop-culture president will now be remembered more for this than anything he does during his presidency. “Mushroom Dick” will spread like wildfire even among his closest…

I’d like to thank oldgirlat64 for completing my Trumpian BINGO card so early in the post.

Your new found feelings are more measured and morally acceptable. IMO the best way to overcome lying hypocritical slimeballs who pander to “Christians” is to be better than a wisher of death.

Agreed.  Flavorful but smooth.  Perfect with a touch of cream and sugar. 

Donald Glover?

No sympathy here.

Oh, on this we’re passing the same pipe. The day my wife gets a “full-sized” SUV is the day she puts it to good use moving my stuff out. Those vehicles are a cancer born of entitlement.

Yes and no. I drive a low-slung and fairly economical Audi A3. I understand the extra drive-train components are hurting my over-all fuel economy... but that grip.

I dunno what I just saw.  It was like watching a Mario World 3 Speed run in 2.5D.

Hello,

“All-Electric EB Chiron, low miles, $750,000.”

Wait. I’m confused - and considering MW is watching - I thought “Becky”ism was to do something racially clueless/insensitive/inciting.

...to ensure optimal performance for all users on the network.

It’s funny because it’s true. And ironic because full-sized SUVs and 4-door pickups are called “Fatty Caddies” ‘round here.

WTF is wrong with some people? I adore KL as a player, but he’s coming off as a momma’s boy as a businessman.

20yo me listened to Devil Without A Cause on repeat at college parties while drinking my body weight every month in vodka.

Does it matter?

Solution seems simple enough; if no one person receives 50%+ of the vote, then the top two should be in a runoff.  This keeps 3rd (4th, 5th..) in races, but they don’t spoil the election.

Seems to be a recurring theme; this president(ial candidate) wants something, then acts surprised he wanted it.