Really sorry for dipping my toes in the shallow end of the pool; your description is incomplete.

“...only had car shit...” hmm... roughly 3ish years ago (http://jalopnik.com/?startTime=1403915400912) jalopnik had a piece about tanks, the oculus rift and an espresso machine.

Lost me at microtransactions.

Deplorable.

Ford has ~200K employees, about half of those are in the US. If true, a 10% workforce reduction is ~10K US jobs, mostly in the Rust Belt.

This dude’s a champ, despite not crossing the finish line.

Can a guy/gal just shave him into his/her “garden” and bring this to its logical conclusion?

In other news: Water, wet.

As a vet, I cringe when I see this draft-dodging moron in anything resembling military attire. Cheeto-in-chief; facepalm.

So, you wanna?

‘Murica!

“The officer who said “sir, we’re staying with digital,” is, in fact, Good.”

Also:

Agreed. Right up until he picked Palin as his running mate.

I’m hoping there’s a wave of bad car/motoring movies, personally. Upgrayyedes are getting expensive.

I’d rather be bored at B than broken, shortly after leaving A.

Jeeps are shit. Get a Landcruiser.

Anecdotally confirmed: a higher proportion of jeep owners are idiots.

Yeah! What we need is a response of MORE “this shit cannot continue” spoken in broken sentences, lies/falsehoods, and puffing that will ultimately end in the bottom 98% (and the environment) getting screwed!

Whoa there speed-racer.