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The Wrong Melon Farmer
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He's got Uncle Badtouch written all over him.

Aw, Lil' Brudder! I forgot all about him!

Eh, I'd settle for him just getting the fuck out of my face with his stupid woman-hatey bullshit.

Contracts aren't a freshly mopped floor or a delicious sandwich, so I'm confused.

What a jag.