Why is a commenter like you even on Kotaku? People here love video-games, and shouldn’t be shamed for it.

Logan Paul should be forced to do this.

He must commit Sudoku to restore his honor!

The recently RIP’d Paragon. Fortnite and the entire BR genre can burn in a watery grave for causing its demise, as far as I’m concerned.

You know, after watching the video my reaction was, “man I wish commentators were better at explaining what the hell is going on”. But after reading this, I realize they couldn’t possibly have explained it properly by the time they realized what the player was doing.

i try my best to make my father, jim henson, proud

He’s doing the best he can. He was born stupid.

T H I C C

Kylo Ren, or Bucky Barnes?

lol

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I came here expecting a post talking about how it didn’t work properly, but ended up reading something much more important.

Thanks for this, Gita — especially for explaining why this isn’t the same as the whimsical stuff in the game.

I’m not gonna lie, the balloon mode thing seems to me like a very Nintendo way to get people to submit bug reports, it’s like “hide this in your best hiding spot and put it on the internet” and people are like “okay, I’ll glitch it out of bounds,” and Nintendo’s like “thank you, now let’s remove the ability to reach…

The game actually came out more than 20 years ago. I am focusing on it because people like this game, and it’s easier to get people to watch videos about a game that lots of people like than it is about games nobody likes :-(