sir this is an arby’s

I read your first sentence but then got stuck trying to figure out what “cow toeing” is and never finished.

Green says go.

Bah gawd, that’s Nathan Peterman’s music!

Pittsburgh synagogue shooting Oct 27th.

LeBron’s hair looks like a post-wildfire satellite image of California.

♫♫ I’m not whiiiitteeeete ♫♫

oh god, you’re a fucking moron.

Also, cults of personality are insane. Hillary wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire. Sorry.

just yearn for the Obama years of a cool dude being in charge even as he double-tapped weddings in Yemen and deported more people than any other president ever

There’s plenty to criticize China for and the nature of its government is certainly at the top of the list. But give them credit where it’s due: they see an opportunity to overtake the US while we flounder with having to wrestle with a large chunk of our country’s population that literally doesn’t think science means…

Neutral: Political leadership. It’s really not that difficult to understand both why and how China is leading the EV charge (pun not intended, but maybe enjoyed).

Did you somehow draw national attention to systemic racism this week?

They pillaged it, but left the rape part to Big Ben.

Big Ben had a suggestion, but the team unanimously agreed that probably just pillaging would be more appropriate this time. 

The wild optimist in me would be thrilled if this led to the end of transition and franchise tags.

Well, for the black players.  The white players will be described as “salvaging” or “finding” things.

In my opinion it’s very weird to pose the NBA’s strongly anti-labor cap-and-max system as being something people with pro-labor politics should support.

Fuuuuuuuuck that shit. Fuck them entirely for doing that and not having any sort of dialogue with you.

That may make you feel better, but you clearly aren’t paying attention to what is going on in America right now. Lotsa people still gleefully chanting Lock Her Up, cheering brown kids put in cages. If you don’t think Fox and it’s lemmings wouldn’t rile them up, with or without some (more) ignorant tweets from…