Fornite is free, and 2K is a $60 game basically begging you to purchase VC points.

Damn, dude.  Rarely have I seen someone be so aggressively stupid over something so meaningless.  

It’s always nice to be told I don’t understand the subject matter by someone who didn’t understand the article.

The fact that they fall under the same law/crime doesn’t mean they are “equivalent.” It means they are similar enough (which they are) to fall within a broader range of potential consequences.

Throwing a rock at someone and stabbing them with a knive are generally both assault with a deadly weapon, but obviously…

Andy Reid did this exact thing a few years ago. But it was an accident because he thought it was 3rd down.

Found the moron. 

You can say it that way, or you can say that Rodgers missed half the game and the Packers still won.

“I mean, I'd quit but then I wouldn't be eligible for unemployment." 

It’s probably the cutest non-gaming related comic I’ve seen in a while and it works.

Normally, I would agree, but this week was pretty simple. The blue-haired girl read a comic and was jealous of the woman in that comic having a loving husband and is pregnant while still remaining cute & pretty. Brown haired girl assures her that she is indeed cute, and then stuffs a pillow underneath the blue haired…

Dear Baker,

Clearly you don’t know how stupid teenagers are.  

Yeah, God forbid Feinstein should show a modicum of decency to a survivor of sexual abuse.

You know how people say ‘that joke will never get old?’...it’s not true.

I want to kick in the teeth of anyone that bitches about what a professional athlete is paid and the weird standard that they are held to for some reason (they’re black). 

The Bears tried to do their part for the environment, when they turned in William ‘The Refrigerator’ Perry for a higher efficiency model that wasn’t full of ozone eating CFCs. 

common, they should just make an optionnal snowmobile track available.

Not the first time a Jared has gotten into trouble over underage girls.

What if I told you that the Chevy Tahoe was the most awarded car among Major League Baseball players?

Take heart. They’re infuriating in the right way.