Hard to believe the FBI is still looking into Russia’s relationship with the Donald but they won’t take a hard look at the number of free throws Kentucky had in a basketball game full of unpaid amateurs. Pathetic.

“DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A JOHNSON”

It’s all based on tax returns, too. I guess their approach is “pretending that all things being equal” we should see these results. It misses out on a lot of activity that doesn’t make it into the tax returns that wealthy families use to pass down wealth. I’m guessing Wealthy black families don’t have access to those…

“I’ll believe that in 2021"

...is this the part where you assure me that you would’ve voted for Obama a third time, while you silently auction my body off to the highest bidder, under the guise of not being racist but secretly it is racist?

The Splinter News version of this article will basically be the same, only with more demanding Hillary Clinton shut the fuck up, live in a hole in Siberia and never talk about anything political ever again. It will be written by a white woman who has no concept of irony of why it’s so dangerous to insist someone…

if another Trump is ever elected president I vote we burn this place down and start a new country on the floating trash pile in the pacific, with black jack and hookers...

I haven’t seen a Bosnian murdered like that since Srebrenica

The problem with extortionists is

NEW RULE: If the EPA director, in this case Scott Pruitt, is not able to explain Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow, they are not allowed to do anything that involves auto emissions. Not allowed to relax them, not allowed to make them stricter.

1st gear - if Pruitt really believed in small government, then he’d leave the issue alone entirely and let the automakers choose how they want to handle California. They have three options: make all cars meet the California standard, make cars that don’t meet the California standard but can with a software change or…

I’m an engineer at a company that makes emissions-related components.

Wouldn’t it be crazy if it was found in the following years that multiple auto makers had built cars specifically to beat tests, and that the actual emissions from diesel engines were vastly higher than otherwise reported? Maybe toss in the exposure of the fact that standard emissions tests are inadequate and more…

...questioned whether states such as California should be able to enact their own tougher emissions rules for cars and light trucks.

As a non-perfect person: good.

I think the Bruno Mars conversation is also due to the fact that he’s a easy target partly due to the fact that he is a person of color. The people who go on these long diatribes on him, seem to be silent when faced with post malone or Gerald ( G - Eazy) who are actual offenders, but shrug.

Using SJW as a pejorative is fucked up

At this point if I’m Arrieta or Cobb, I’m waiting for the inevitable shoe to drop. There are going to be about 10 teams that are going for it, to some degree. Maybe they’re going for a World Series. Maybe they’re just going for it with regards to the division. But they are not actively tanking, and they’ve got some…

Another thing he has in common with Bartolo: A hard working belt.