A word of advice. Try not acting so smug in your replies. Your posts are r/iamverysmart material.

Bless. Your. Heart.

“I do think it’s dead,” Incognito said. “I hope it can be put to bed. I have a racist little bird living in my head.”

I’m a white guy who reads The Root because I want to try to fix shit that’s broken and I want insight and perspective on how to do that. But sometimes, goddammit, I just come away really pissed off. This is one of those times. Why, motherfucker, fucking why did you consume some of my valuable neurons with the…

Taxis can fuck right off. They run a monopoly as is, they can afford to pay surcharge.

“New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, one of the more loathsome politicians New York has ever produced—which is saying something considering the competition—”

I bought a 2016 Camry, you know trying to be financially responsible, now kinda regret it.

Neutral: How Much Do Ford’s Aluminum Bodies Matter?

The one exception is good satire

One of my favorites is in Sweatpants by Childish Gambino.