I like how the police are like “we did everything we can!”

Drago looks much bigger, like a different weight class bigger.
At least this time he's unlikely to die though. Lose, yes, die, no.

Conversely, I'm not even from Detroit and I eat butthole, but not in a parking lot.

Prisons are immoral in their current form in America. Our societal structure is plain wrong.

I don’t usually wish for prison violence on people.

Kava No means no.

This is the only NFL Jersey I would buy.

Let’s all hear it for new kicker Dan Bailey!

Garoppolo-oks like he ain't working here no more!

Yeah but that was from the book.And it’s par for the course on King. He’s very magical minority centered, although he’s also keen on including the disabled in his books.
At least they’re fun to read.

Minnesota: we're not has beens! We're never was.

And nothing of value was lost

The internet is the answer to the question of altruism.

The only time Minnesota pro teams are in the news are when they miss kicks, when someone blows out a knew, or when they are imploding under the feather of possible success.

If it’s already a felony, blow it up. Fuck it. You’re already going to jail, at least get your money’s worth.

Only sadists haze people. These people take the fun out of innocent pranks.

You’re an under educated racist. That’s not an insult, that’s a fact.

Oh there’s going to be riots with this one. You know those records are going to show she tried the lock, and she didn’t look at the fucking door to realize it was the wrong floor.

And Antonio Brown gets traded to the Patriots...

Fair point.